Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new years.
December 2011
- Teacher : What comes after 69?
- Student : Mouthwash.
- Teacher : Get out.
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
